Moose Investigates The Kidnapping of Cara

Emm, How Dee!  Its me, Moose?



Well i done me sum investigatin on this here kidnappin of Presidente Cara.  Here is a list of tha suspects whut i got.

Suspect 1:  Missy Cara might get off on tha idea of bein nakee in a cell

Suspect 2:  Missy Alley cuz she is jealous of Missy Cara, YEP!  Now that Missy Ava ain't presidente no more she can't get away stuff.  Nope!  She gotta answer to Presidente Cara so I reckon that kinda ticks her off. 

Suspect 3 and 4: Seabreeze and Defiant:  If Missy Seabreeze and Mister Defiant wuz wanting to be together they might want to get Presidente Cara out of the way.

Suspect 5.  Slutling tha demon is suspect cuz she is kinda sweet on Defiant too and might be jealous of  Cara's hold on him.

Suspect 6.  Robin cuz she could get away with it on account of she is cute.

Suspects 7, 8, and 9 would be in this order:  Village Bike, Cookie, Argent which is the three top trouble makers in all of PRG.

Suspect 10.  Tha Hammer but i think he is more interested in the kidnappin and torture of one Alley Cat.

Suspects 11.  Goreans cuz they is no good varmints anyway

Suspects 12   Aliens frum mars what framed Missy Seabreeze and Mister Defiant.  They drugged missy seabreeze and stuffed her in one of them Alien Suites they got fur Halloween.

URGENT MESSAGE! MOOSE IS MISSING!!!!

Today there was evidence that Moose is suffering from Pregnancy Insanity. 

It is a known fact that pregnancy can have this effect on women.  Moose has had a major mood swing and is now in belief she is the Queen of PRG.  She has also shown hostility in ther verbal response to one Sir Hammer and she kicked one of the Molesteri (Sir Sin)  in both knees and ran as he gently attempted to apprehend her.  This is not the moose we know.  Clearly she is having an insanity attack related to her pregnancy and perhaps because her master seems to have deserted her and run off  with another girl.

Other evidence that Moose is suffering from Pregnancy Insanity is she has destroyed her home!  The nice home she had is now completely gone!  It is possible she has taken the buggy with her as it has dissappeared as well.

Moose was last seen wearing a crown and red ball gown headed behind the laundromat when disappeared from view.  It is not known at this time if she was assisted by the witch Marie Leveau however that cannot be dismiised as they seem to be crossing paths often.

If you see moose please notify authroities  Do however be careful becuase our moose weighs in over 300 lbs if violent could cause damage.  Leave apprenhension to trained professionals!  Remember MOOSE is a description and a name!

More later as events develop.

Moose Begins Her Journey Back To Glint

Moose hears that there are chores and "civil duties" to perform in Glint.  She packs for Glint but she needs some sort of transportation.

Here is Moose, still in BBWorld:

"Emm, Here i is at the junk yard what they got over here at tha bbworld.  Well, they got sum nice junk here.  Oh! tha reason I is here?  Well thats easy cuz i is here lookin fur lumber what I can build me a raft with.  Yep!  I is going back to Glint as soon as i get ma raft built and fasten a sail to her."

Moose finds materials for her raft.  Here is Moose as she is putting the raft in the water:

"Oh ma raft is done and i is about ta set sail.  Now I figure if I ken get ta gor from here I might be able to stowe away on that boat Sir Hammer is using ta get back and to frum Glint.  Any buddy know which direction Gor is in?"

Moose sits in the raft, waves, and sets sail but will she ever be able to find Glint again?

Moose sails for what seems a long time and she arrives at an island.  Tired and hungry, our moose secures her raft and gets out looking for food.  Now what Moose does not realize is she got off at a place called "help island"

Moose speaks:

"This here island dont look nothing like Glint!  Wonder where i is at?  Well i gonna just look ma self around and see what they is ta see"

"Well this is different.  Look at this here snapshot what I took?  Well its got this big round thing what sum buddy wuz draggin around tha island.  This here place is populated by people what they call new bees.  Not sure exactly where these here new bees is frum?  But they sure is doin sum funny things."

Moose continues her exploration and makes another discovery.  Very excited Moose speaks about it:

"Lookie at what I found!  I found me a free house!  Yep!  See tha sign what says free house?  Now tha problem is they aint room on ma raft fur this house so how is I gonna get it over yonder to Glint?  Reckon it floats?  Oh well, I guess I best be gettin sum vittles, supplies, snoozin, then be on ma way at day break.

Moose buys supplies, has a meal, then is on her way again sailing away in her raft the next morning.  She again travels for some time but there is trouble.  Our moose runs on the rocks and her raft sinks.  Moose, shaken up, is safe but soaked head to toe. 

"Oh my!  Ma raft is sank!  I is gonna have ta save what I ken and see if they is a place what has the stuff i is needin ta fix this here raft.  Well, emm, I guess I is spendin tha night here at this place what they call fearly.  Kinda gives me a spooky feelin staying in a place called fear but  its just a name right?

Moose drags her raft out of the water and up to a nearby beach house.  Our moose walks up to the door and knocks.

"Emm, Is any buddy home?  I is Moose and I is kinda shipwrecked here.  Ken sum buddy help me fix up ma raft so I ken be on ma way?  Oh and even better if ya could tell me how ta get to this place what they call Glint"

Are the homeowners home?  Will they help our Moose?

Moose Fallen On Hard Times but Is Given Shelter

Moose returns to Glint to resume her taxi service and was caught wearing shoes by Master Hammer of the Glint Security Force.  She attempted to explain that she needed shoes to operate the heavy carriage.  Instead of understanding her plight, the officer was rude and remarked about her weight then demanded her shoes.  Moose tried not to show how hurt she was at the comments made as she has a secret crush on Sir Hammer.  She meekly surrendered her shoes.

Forced to operate the taxi without shoes, Moose soon was unable to continue pulling the carriage and had to park it.

Good news for Moose was that one of the citizens took pity on her and invited her to their home.  Moose is spending the nite at Gera's home near where her "Spooky House" once was. 

Moose enters the home after politely knocking several times.  As she did have permission to say in the home, she tests the door and finds it unlocked.  She opens the door, announces herself,  and looks about but  sees no one and touches nothing as that would be rude.  Moose looks through the house, being curious, and finds a large couch and cozy fire in the livingroom.  She hears a creeking noise and goes upstairs to find a large bed and an empty bassinet gently rocking on the floor.

Moose then sees there is a door leading to an upper deck and goes outside to take in the grand view of Glint.  

Moose is exhausted and suffering  from injuries to her feet caused by pulling her carriage barefoot.  Moose manages to prepare her favorite meal, possum pot pie, and then sets up her cot on the  floor downstairs.

As our Moose drifts off to sleep she says a little prayer:  "Thank you lard fur Missy Gera what let me stay in her  house what is nice and cozy"
Moose dreams of her sweetheart, Hammer,  forgetting his rudeness and pretending he was nice to her instead of being cruel.  She dreams of dancing with him as all of Glint watches in envy.  Soon Moose is snoring with a big smile on her face.