Moose Thanks Everyone For their Get Well Cards She Recovers From the Vicious Attack

Moose shot in the ass by coward.
Moose says:
"Well thanks fur tha cards and letters.  Emm Im recoverin slowly.  We will get back to lookin around to see what to see after my wounds heal"
Brave Moose Removes the arrows from her ample ass and is laying on her bed at the spooky house. 

Resorceful Moose finds ice.  Not sure how she was able to find the block of ice or how she managed to get it in position but it is working, along with the pain pills to relieve the pain.   Poor Moose was just trying to do her "civil duty"

I WUZ SHOT IN THA BACK BY A LOW LIFE COWARDLY WEASEL

Moose sits in a tub of ice nursing  arrow wounds in her ample ass and says the following::

"I wuz at this here auction tryin to get me a sucker bus but I was outbid.  Then I wuz called upon to arrest this here varmint who was not making no bids in tha auction.  Now during my attempt to apprehend this varmint, a back shootin coward attacked me from tha rear. 

Now I say its the lowest of tha low what shoots a person in tha back.  It so happens this aint no man what shot me, nope!  It was probably sum bird brain low life what lays around all day not doin nuthin good fur nobody.  And of all tha nerve probably wants ta be called sir?  I gotta name fur him and it aint sir. No no, its more like back shootin  low life scum bag coward.  Now I worked with the sketch artist and he does look familiar but i can't quite place him."

Moose now limps to the bed.

"Now what I cant find to understand is how any buddy ken find shooting a woman in tha back, while she was doin her civil duty, as entertainin."

Moose moans as she takes another pain pill and goes to sleep on her big soft belly as her wounds heal.