STRANGE GOINS ON HERE IN LINT!!`

Yep!  I been snoopin around ta see what they wuz ta see and I found sum spooky things goin on!

First, they is vandalators running around what broke all the glass yonder at tha beer dillo what they got!   Now here is sum pictures of what I seen.  Look at all tha broke glass what they got there!  Now no buddy seems ta know who done it but they is rumors running around.   Now I dont spread no rumors around what I don't verify so I ain't gonna spread tha rumor that they said missy alley done it.  Nope!  I don't spread no rumors.

Now next I gonna show ya sum spooky buildings what just popped out of tha blue.   They is one cross frum tha horse pistol what looks like a gas station but it ain't got no gas.  Instead it got sum blood stains on tha floor.  Now what kinda gas station has blood stains?

Ok, now if that aint spooky enough?  They got another building behind this here one what has a jail in it!   Yep!  It got bars and everything what a jail has but it aint no jail.  Some real spook stuff goin on. 

Now y'all be careful and if you find them vandalators don't try to apprehend them you self!  Nope!   Leave that to tha trained professionals what we  got. 

See ya next time.

((some help with moose speak:  she calls a hospital a "horse pistol" and she is calling vandals "vandalators".  She also has trouble with pronouncing things with a G so she refers Glint as "Lint"))

Moose Fallen On Hard Times but Is Given Shelter

Moose returns to Glint to resume her taxi service and was caught wearing shoes by Master Hammer of the Glint Security Force.  She attempted to explain that she needed shoes to operate the heavy carriage.  Instead of understanding her plight, the officer was rude and remarked about her weight then demanded her shoes.  Moose tried not to show how hurt she was at the comments made as she has a secret crush on Sir Hammer.  She meekly surrendered her shoes.

Forced to operate the taxi without shoes, Moose soon was unable to continue pulling the carriage and had to park it.

Good news for Moose was that one of the citizens took pity on her and invited her to their home.  Moose is spending the nite at Gera's home near where her "Spooky House" once was. 

Moose enters the home after politely knocking several times.  As she did have permission to say in the home, she tests the door and finds it unlocked.  She opens the door, announces herself,  and looks about but  sees no one and touches nothing as that would be rude.  Moose looks through the house, being curious, and finds a large couch and cozy fire in the livingroom.  She hears a creeking noise and goes upstairs to find a large bed and an empty bassinet gently rocking on the floor.

Moose then sees there is a door leading to an upper deck and goes outside to take in the grand view of Glint.  

Moose is exhausted and suffering  from injuries to her feet caused by pulling her carriage barefoot.  Moose manages to prepare her favorite meal, possum pot pie, and then sets up her cot on the  floor downstairs.

As our Moose drifts off to sleep she says a little prayer:  "Thank you lard fur Missy Gera what let me stay in her  house what is nice and cozy"
Moose dreams of her sweetheart, Hammer,  forgetting his rudeness and pretending he was nice to her instead of being cruel.  She dreams of dancing with him as all of Glint watches in envy.  Soon Moose is snoring with a big smile on her face.

Moose's House in Glint Is Taken

Poor Moose comes back from exploring to find that her "Spooky House" has been taken up and a Castle is in its place.  Moose's reaction:  Moose Sobs and says the following.....

"I can't believe ma house is gone.  It wuz a nice old house, just needed a little paint is all.  Why would they wanna take down tha spooky house?  I mean it had all them nice creature comforts like a gym and spa and such.  I know it had sum noises but them was just cuz of tha wind.  Oh yeah and they said it wuz haunted but I didnt see ghost one!"

  Moose continues to lament ......

"Why? why?  Where will i go now?  Tha spooky house wuz ma home"

Moose looks around for  her suitcase.  She finds it and picks it up, puts her things in it, closes the latch,  then slings it over her shoulder and wanders off sniffling.

Moose continues

...."Well, I had sum good times there in ma spooky house and she wuz a comfort to me when i was on tha mend after i wuz attacked by them varments.  I made many a good meal there and the spooky house wuz a good friend."

Moose looks back in the direction of where the spooky house was and continues.....

"Good bye ole friend"

Moose breaks down and crys but continues to walk.  Where will she go?  What will she do?  Well one thing is for certain!  Once again, tha moose is on tha loose.

My Tour of Tha Gym Over At Tha Spooky House Here in Glint

Hello Again, it's me, Moose, ta show ya tha gym they got in that spooky house where im stayin. Now its got some very interesting exercise stuff there.

You get in all kinds of positions on these machines and some of them is quite pleasurable once you get over tha invasion of your private areas **blush.

Once again you wanna be careful cuz these machines is hard ta get out of once your in so be sure to bring sum buddy with ya to help ya get loose after your exercisie is done.

Moose Finds Her Home In Glint

Now they say this here spooky house is haunted but that aint so. There is some strange sounds i admit but they is most likely wind or sum thin.

This here is ma bedroom and I kinda had to use the bedspread shortly after I arrived here in Glint to make me a dress to wear cuz ma clothes wuz taken away. Fortunately I found ma suitcase with ma duds in it so I dont need tha bedspread dress no more except maybe a special occasion.

Now as you ken see tha house is fine it just needs sum paint mending, and tender lovin care.

Later I will show you tha fancy spa here and tha gym with exercise equipment they got upstairs. Now there is one thing i do find a little peculiar? They got beds on tha wall! Now that aint just here they also got beds on tha wall over to tha beer dillo and ill show you those as i continue our little tour of Glint. Now why in tha world would they have a bed on tha wall? I mean who sleeps standin up except maybe a horse?