How dee, its me again, Moose? Well I got me a menu fur ya ta look at. Yep! Now they gonna be more added later so dont worry about that but here is whut we got fur now:
Entree
- Pan Baked Snake
- Center Line Bovine (Straight frum tha hood)
- Flat Cat (Served single or stack)
- Bloat Goat (Naturally Aged)
Tastes on Tha Wild Side
- Toad ala Road
- Swirl of Squirrel
- Narrow Sparrow
- Chunk of Skunk
- Rack of Raccoon
- Possum Pot Pie
No Cock of croc,then?
ReplyDeleteSnare of hare, Squish of fish?
No?
OH!
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the hare? But we ken sure get squish o fish and cock of crock from local sources what I know about.
Chinese New Year usually includes canine consumption, which is supposed to enhance male enjoyment and is not to be eaten by females.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we'll look forward to seeing "Flogged Dog" next February 3?
Because 2011 will be the year of the rabbit, maybe the Snare of Hare can be unveiled for female enjoyment that day, too.
Emm cuz you asked I added Canine Cuisine:
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Poodles 'n' Noodles
German Shepard Pie (proper name German Shepard Dog Pie)
Round of HOund
Regal Beagle
Collie Hit By Trolley
For rabbit and Hare lovers:
Thumper on a Bumper
I hope these here additions meet with your satisfaction
Hmm... No chihuahua-Kebaba ?
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