Sunday, January 31, 2010
You get in all kinds of positions on these machines and some of them is quite pleasurable once you get over tha invasion of your private areas **blush.
Once again you wanna be careful cuz these machines is hard ta get out of once your in so be sure to bring sum buddy with ya to help ya get loose after your exercisie is done.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Now I figure y'all may wunder how i keep fit here at Glint? Well i got these chores what make me hungry and remember when I told you back yonder that you can find stuff ta eat if you look here in Glint? Well here is an example of the fine eatin I enjoy here. In this case all you need is a possum sum veggies, flour, and sum eggs.
Here is a picture of what a Possum looks like? Now you ken find one dead or alive fur this recepie. Sum prefer road kill to fightin tha possum. For example when I run over a critter I usually put it in tha buggy fur kookin later.
Ok here goes tha recepie:
How ta cook a possum pie:Ok first you need ur possum. Oh i say a five pounder will do.
Cut her into serving pieces and prepare tha fixins ( water, salt, two chopped celery stiks, two karrots cut up, one onion chopped. )
Prepare tha pie crust with two cups flour, four eggs, and sum hot water.
Now place that possum in a pot add water to cover her up and dump tha fixins mentioned above in that pot.
Simmer till tha possum is tender, oh two hours would do her.
Strain tha broth out and pour into a kleen kettle.
Simmer a while.
Now discard tha bones and skin what come loose.
Ok, now, time ta make tha pie krust with tha flour, eggs and such.
Dump it all in tha pot and sturr it up.
Serves up to 8, or one servin for me. **blush
((this recipe is for entertainment purposes and should not be attempted at home. It is for avatar consumption only!))
Thursday, January 28, 2010
This is ma friend Sabi and she is expectin a baby soon. This picture is taken at tha clinic when I wuz tryin to get her in touch with the doctor.
Poor Sabi has been havin problems with harmone balance and got the strange notion that I was hording chocolate when that just aint so.
Sabi tricked me, stripped me of ma clothes, and chained me by ma boobs and dragged me to the gathering spot naked as a jaybird sayin i am hording chocolate. I explained to Missy Ava that I dont horde chocolate I just eat any chocolate I see.
Now Sabi got mad and dragged me and strapped me to this strange machine and hooked ma boobs up and know what? that thing done milked me like I was some cow!
Well I figured it was because of a full moon or sum thin? But! It turns out that they say Missy Sabi is having a hormone imbalance from her pregnancy so thats why we went over to tha clinic. And oh I took this here picture when we was there.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Hi there again thanks fur stoppin in. Well one of tha jobs i have taken on here at Glnt is providing power to run the small appliances and the lectrified fences and also fur tha clinic.
Well we is a long way from Hoover Dam and they aint no dynamo on this island but ole moose. Now i get on this here portable generator and run it till we get tha needed killowatts to run Glint. I'll tell you between being the taxi and the power generator? I get powerful hungry but luckily they is planty of food if ya look hard enough.
When ya cum by Glint and see me generating power? Don't be bashful just say hi and i'll say hi back or sum such thing. Oh by tha way? If you happen to have a burger, fries, and a milkshake ta spare? Well i would be powerful grateful to accept it.
**Knocks from inside your computer screen.
Hello? Emm, are you there? Well my name is moose cuz thats the only name i got. I rekon I got that name cuz im kinda big and kinda strong. I been here in this place called Glint? Well it is a magikal place in tha beer mooda tangle what has the strangest goings on you ken imagine!
I have a taxi service here at Glint. Not sure how I got into it but it all started when I met this feller they call Ghost who kinda hypnotized me. In fact its kinda strange cuz when I am a runnin my taxi sometimes I grow hoofs, a tail, and get a strange urge find a stall and roll in tha hay with a security officer by tha name of Sir Hammer.
People is always breaking the law here and if they have a day where no buddy breaks a law well they just make up a new law so they can have a law breaker kinda on demand. Now once they give this person their fair trial and find em guilty as charged they go to the punishment phase which involves some chaining up to a powl.
The punishment is where i come in cuz i have to do ma civil duty on em which involves a thorough frisking and cavity search. Now with some of tha prisoners this is quite a chore but with some it is somewhat enjoyable. **blushes.
If i was to sum it all up i would say that living in Glint is kinda like living in a tv show i remember from when i was back home. I think it was "Days of our Lives"? or some other soap opry.