DEWEY CHEATEM & HOWE TO OPEN OFFICES HERE IN LINT
Announcin the intention of three prominent lawyers what is considering location here in lint. The Law Firm of Dewey Cheatem & Howe is well known for their unique resolution of disputes what people have. You might recognize these lawyer fellers frum tha television if we had one but since we don't then you might not. Mr. Larry Dewey, Moe Cheatum, and Curley Howe will be visiting Lint in the dark of night since lawyers is not to well received here. At the current time the only lawyer in lint is burried six feet under tha plazza what we got and is not currently taking no cases fur the reason of him being dead and all.
Reckon they will be openin offices next door to Dr. Lou Ne Bin but they may want to be closer to tha courthouse what we got.