Sunday, February 7, 2010
I WUZ SHOT IN THA BACK BY A LOW LIFE COWARDLY WEASEL
"I wuz at this here auction tryin to get me a sucker bus but I was outbid. Then I wuz called upon to arrest this here varmint who was not making no bids in tha auction. Now during my attempt to apprehend this varmint, a back shootin coward attacked me from tha rear.
Now I say its the lowest of tha low what shoots a person in tha back. It so happens this aint no man what shot me, nope! It was probably sum bird brain low life what lays around all day not doin nuthin good fur nobody. And of all tha nerve probably wants ta be called sir? I gotta name fur him and it aint sir. No no, its more like back shootin low life scum bag coward. Now I worked with the sketch artist and he does look familiar but i can't quite place him."
Moose now limps to the bed.
"Now what I cant find to understand is how any buddy ken find shooting a woman in tha back, while she was doin her civil duty, as entertainin."
Moose moans as she takes another pain pill and goes to sleep on her big soft belly as her wounds heal.