Sunday, February 14, 2010
The Moose Solution to Whiners
The solution is ta simply snuff em out. If they dont wanna chain on they wrist and ankle they ken trade it fur a noose around they neck. Now here shown below is a nice gallows. I ken build a similar one with the materials available in Glint. All they gotta do is give me tha go and we will have teh ultimate solution to disobedient folk here in our peaceful law biding community.
Now we aint gonna hang no buddy till they get they fair trial of course. But after that formality is out of tha way and they dont wanna be no boi nor no girl nor chained to no powl and auctioned off, they just get that rope! Dont't ya see? Solves everything cuz the folks what dont wanna submitt dont have to they just simply die.
Now here is an example of tha gallows I ken build.
Six nooses NO WAITING!
I call em MOOSE'S NOOSES!
Course they gonna have plenty of seats so the good folks at Glint ken witness tha wheels of justice as they roll over them what whine.
((disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only. It would be assumed "kill" would be temporary as with the practice in other sl gorean sims))